Status for Facebook

Status For Facebook

admin — Sat, 19 May 2012 06:28:03 +0000

I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don`t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:25:01 +0000

Hey Cupid, can you shoot both of us next time? Thanks

admin — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:23:16 +0000

Parents call it “talking back”, we call it “answering your question”

admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 06:20:33 +0000

I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:16:27 +0000

You’re beautiful! until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires.

admin — Mon, 14 May 2012 06:13:51 +0000

“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.”

admin — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:10:26 +0000

Nothing says “I suck at technology” more than a sideways profile picture.

admin — Sat, 12 May 2012 06:04:54 +0000

I like those birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to delete.

admin — Thu, 10 May 2012 05:58:04 +0000

Cool Fact: You can’t hum if you plug your nose!

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 05:51:56 +0000

“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario